biennial fishy

the word biennial was everywhere. and everyone said it 'the right way'. binahley. no big deal. the kashmiri shopkeepers especially loved to chant it with a mock italian incantation. "binnaaahley, binnaaahley! ah, come to my shop!" auto drivers and medical store owners also, muttered it under their breaths. and "would like to try our binahley fish, madam?"
conspiracy theory brewed.